SIMPLY THE BEST

I walked into my office this morning to find a single, black cigarette on my desk. I turned around puzzled, looking for the generous benefactor. Prada waved groggily from his desk across the room. I walked over to thank him.

PRADA: It’s fabulous tobacco.

WREN: Oh?

PRADA: Yeah, it’ll be the best you’ve ever had.

WREN: *Smiles*

PRADA: How many men have said that to you in your life?

WREN: ...
WREN: Not nearly enough.