PARENTAL INVOLVEMENT

Yesterday afternoon I got into an argument with my mom. I was pissed about something she did and then more pissed when I confronted her because she gave me excuses instead of apology. In anger/frustration I said something I shouldn't have, and then she hung up on me.

Awesome.

Why couldn't I have hatched from an egg like a fish or an iguana or a spider? What's up with this parental involvement? Who designed that system?