FAVORITES

A list of edibles/drinkables I like to have around:

1. Green onions
2. Garlic
3. Feta cheese
4. Avocado
5. Black tea
6. Beer
7. Jr. Mints
8. Popcorn
9. Sardines
10. Olives
11. Walnuts

My larder hardly ever contains pasta or ice cream or deli meats. Not that I don't like those foods, they just so rarely come to visit. When they do come over we always end up sitting around in awkward silence, staring at each other like we come from different countries. Or else we'll all turn and stare at the jar black peppercorns, as though it were some kind of international translator.