Musings of a Winter Wren

Sunday, December 03, 2006

I HAVE AN IRRATIONAL FEAR OF QUICKSAND

Also, when I was a little kid I had the irrational fear that Richard Simmons would enter my home, uninvited, through the a secret porthole: the upstairs toilet.

Dead serious.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Set traps,ingress,perimiter,coming, going,mouse,rat,boobie,speed,sand,fear rational,proceed accordingly

12/03/2006

 
Blogger Winter Wren said...

Riiiiiiight...

Is that YOU Richard Simmons?

12/04/2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

busted,my search bot found my name, i was addressing your quicksand fears, yea thats it.hate that quicksand

12/04/2006

 
Blogger Winter Wren said...

You are so greasy Richard. Ech.

12/05/2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can take greasy but I've had it with the Richard thing.That suit won't fit.What's your deal Wren.You a warbler or a wobbler.Some of your stuff is worth reading but don't want to pull back a bloody stump when I get close to your cage. I'm tame, spending some time playing with words, You understand.MJ

12/05/2006

 
Blogger Winter Wren said...

I promise not to bite if you promise not to incite. Keep playin’ your words and I’ll keep singing the senseless shit.

12/06/2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Been lost in the evil adelphia/time warner "connectivity-migration" I swear that's what they call it on the complaint line. Now my words ride a roadrunner or some nonsense. Seems slower to me. Anyway, bout your fund leakage. Maddening. Money is so disloyal,it'll just run off with anyone,then the next time you see it you wont even recognize it. I like to cheat on my money, Travel,take it with me, trade it in for better looking money,leave it stranded far away so I know I'll never see it again.mj

12/08/2006

 

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