NO STOMACH FOR ALCOHOLISM

I absolutely love beer. Getting drunk is great. Everyone should try it.

But I hate being hung over. I hate it because nausea is maybe the worst feeling ever. Next to having more than 95% of your skin burned or your eyes stabbed with heated pins. I also hate being hung over because you lose so many hours of potential happiness the next day.

And this is why I will never be an alcoholic.

(...fuckin hell, my head, it pounds.)