GRUMPY PUMPKIN: BUT NOT IN A FESTIVE OCTOBER-Y SORT OF WAY

I got about four hours of sleep last night on account of one fevered and inconsolable sixteen month old. Now I have to teach four classes in a row. I will not be a rainbow, today. I will not be a sunbeam. Once the caffeine leaves my body, I will turn back into a pumpkin.

A really, really grumpy pumpkin.