THIS IS WHY WE ARE CAT PEOPLE

A few months back our neighbor asked us to dog sit for a weekend. No problem. She's a good peeps, you know, she doesn't throw trash into our yard or steal our mail or anything. And the job was simple enough. All we had to do was let the two little yipper-yappers out four to five times a day and then fill their food and water dishes. Super easy. And no, please, you can keep the fifty bucks. We are happy to do this favor without an exchange of money.

The first night we let them out, one immediately set out to a corner of the yard and promptly made a huge, hot, steaming pile of dog poo. And then with great doggy speed, the other one ran over to the pile and started to feast on it!

Aaaaaaaaarg!!

The Steady and I were physically writhing from the spectacle.

This is why we are cat people.