GRETA

Have you ever seen the movie Personal Velocity? Do you remember the second story, the one titled Greta? I was totally agog when I first saw it because it’s pretty much my story. Except for the part where Parker Posey is masturbating in the bathroom. I can’t do that shit standing up, I've tried. And I’m not an editor. But I do carry a similar bustle of family bullshit. I did fall in love with a fantastically creative and eccentric person. I do have a superfluously kind, almost painfully good husband. I will probably leave him...

Whoa. That’s a lot to confess in one entry. Perhaps now you think I am some kind of heartless bitch. But that’s not the whole story. And besides, I don’t care what you think.