IGNORANCE IS BLISS

I was just rooting through my parent’s dresser searching for a scarf I gave my mother. I was very cautious in doing this because I was deathly afraid I would run into a dildo or a butt plug or something awful like that. I have nothing against dildos or butt plugs per se, I just have a problem with the possibility of encountering their dildo or butt plug. Ugh. Enough with this talk already.