DAY THIRTY

I wrote yesterday's entry at RS's house. He was up north for the weekend and needed someone to keep his cat and his roommate's cat from feuding to the death. Once finished online, I cleared the URL history and picked off the cookies I inadvertently collected like burrs on my socks. You see, he does not know where this website is and I would like to keep it that way. Anyways, while in the 'cookie jar' I noticed some curious website names, recently visited: Back-seat-bangers.com and Herfirstcock.com. I can say with near certainty that it is my lovely boyfriend who visited these sites because A. his roommate does not strike me as porn fiend, and B. she has been in Mexico for the past two months. Needless to say, I was a bit disappointed. Not because he was looking at pornography, but because it was such poorly made, cliche stuff. I hate to be so judgmental, but where does he get off (pun completely intended) viewing such main stream, predictable, banal, garbage? I mean, it's the kind of thing Fox TV would produce if Fox TV produced such a thing: "Oh come here you big beefy man, fuck me like an animal and then come all over my face!"

*Yawn*