PREFERENCES

I prefer chunky to smooth
I prefer commando to thong
I prefer knee highs to trouser
I prefer links to patties
I prefer empathy to apathy
I prefer PBS to FOX
I prefer soccer to football
I prefer clean to dirty
I prefer messy to neat
I prefer the dictionary to the bible
I prefer Bass to Rolling Rock
I prefer ovenbirds to cowbirds
I prefer humility to conceit
I prefer snail mail to email
I prefer clumsy to poised