DEAD CARROTS

This rainy, drizzly, cool weather makes me feel maudlin and introspective. I told my math class that if I do not show up tomorrow, it's because I quit my job and joined a band. Nothing seems to be going well today. And when I opened my bag of mini carrots, I found that one had died in the bag, thus sliming the rest of the carrots. Now there's dead carrot snot all over everything.