I MAY RUSH TO JUDGE YOU IF:

Your are brandishing your butt floss in low rider jeans.
You insist upon cloaking yourself in noxious cologne.
You are wearing a confederate flag printed tee shirt.
You are skulking around the Penthouse magazines.
You cut me off on my bike with your big black SUV.
The dog you're walking is smaller/lighter than my cat.
Your minivan has a bumper sticker that reads: Suffering Truth Decay? Brush up on your Bible!
You are blaring 'All Night Long' by Lionel Richie from your car stereo right outside my bedroom window.