NUDISTS

Some friends of ours had a house warming party yesterday night. I drank PBR and ate chocolate covered peanuts. At one point, someone in all seriousness exclaimed, "Hey! We haven't had our annual naked party yet!" Drunk shock ensued. He promptly explained that it's not some kooky sex party, but a regular old party with beer and food and games and friends and heaps of naked bums! And by games, I mean twister, okay, not Battle Ship.