TOP SECRET

Today the students have some school sponsored events to take part in, which essentially means classes are canceled. When they asked me yesterday how I would be spending my day off today I replied, "top secret math/science teacher things." I wasn't sure what I meant by that, but now I understand: It means eating an 85 cent Banquet Chicken Pot Pie while watching The Joy of Painting on public television. Oh Bob Ross! All hail your bristle filbert brush! Your cadmium orange! Your prussian blue!