DO YOU SMELL ROTTING FRUIT? YEAH, THAT'S ME.

I have been drinking a lot of water lately. That's good. I have also been peeing a lot today. That's good too. Only, the repeated peeing and hand washing is really turning my skin into something reptilian. I didn't have any lotion on me so I asked another instructor if she would lend me some of hers. Now my hands although smooth and un-chapped, reek of overripe pears and cantaloupe. And olfaction is an important sense for me. I really get around by sense of smell but now my sonar is all gunked up with noxious Bath and Body Works products. Ech.