"A" IS FOR ATTITUDE

Dearest Student A,

What is your fucking beef with the world, huh? You're young, motivated, smart, and yet somehow you've managed to get yourself kicked out of three separate classes (four, if you include mine). The sad thing is I am still not sure you understand why you were asked to leave. Apparently, the whole concept of inappropriate language is lost on you. I know! I know! When you said that thing about young girls' titties and asses in my science class, you were referring to your own daughter* and somehow (in your own mind) that makes it okay. But it's not. It's offensive. At the very least, it exhibits poor taste and judgment. You keep going on and on about how you're older and more experienced than your classmates. Why not start acting like it?

Sincerely,

Winter Wren

* Say wha??