STATUS OF CAT: OUT OF BAG

Pit Pat told my parents about the kid. I wonder if they were waiting for him to say 'April Fools?' Anyway, they are happy for him. I know this is true. But that didn't stop mom from making some dumb-ass comments.

Pit Pat: Mom said that this means I'm going to have to be responsible now, since up until now, I've been irresponsible.

Wren: Yeah, and we already know that mom is a shining apotheosis of responsibility. Why don't you just shape up already? This will be a good opportunity to learn how to be more like her, you know, responsible.