MISTRANSLATIONS

In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up.

In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleaseure is teh job of the chaimbermaid.

In an Austrian hotel caterin to skiers: Not to preambulate the corridors during the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your own ass?

In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar.

In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.