CRUSHED

I hired a house inspector today ($300). His job is to talk smack about the tree house I hope to buy. My realtor warned me that he would be critical, harsh even, but you know he's supposed to be. That's his job ($300!!). I had to mentally prepare myself because all day today I've been running around telling people about this place and showing pictures as though it were something I pushed out my birth canal.

What can I say? I've a bit of a crush.