COLD HEARTED SNAKE

A real plumber came over today. He fixed the problem in about twenty minutes. He used a mammoth plumber's wrench, longer than my arm. And he looked more like Robert DeNiro than Luigi. I paid a fraction of what I was expecting to pay and the tub drains like a motherfucker now. Pardon my French. I'm just really excited about it. He also showed me how to extract future clogs with a shop vacuum.

I'm now of the opinion that plumbers don't suck, but snake guys do.