ANY STRANGE CRAVINGS?

I have strange cravings but they have nothing to do with food. I crave bubbles. Every time I wash my hands, I find myself spending extra time lathering my hands up into a frenzy of bubbles. I'm obsessed with them. And then once I make them I like to stare at them. God, smother me in a tsunami of bubbles!

I really wish I were joking about this.