ONE MONTH

The little moo is one month old today. Whew!

Has anyone seen my thirty days? I seem to have misplaced thirty days. Perhaps they rolled under the couch? Or maybe someone broke into my car and stole them. How strangely time passes when you are caring for an infant! Nights seem to drag on forever while entire weeks whiz by.

NOTHING SPECIAL

I used to be a pregnant lady. People would stare at my belly and smile. Sometimes they would open the door for me. It took a little getting used to all the attention...but I got used to it.

Now I'm just another American with a paunchy gut.

WAS THAT A SMILE!?

...Or was that just gas?