THIS STUPID STORY

Last Friday I was biking home from work.  At an intersection stood a youngish woman with a cardboard sign that read "anything helps."  All I had was a half eaten container of yogurt and container of chocolate covered almonds, so I offered her those. She accepted, and then she was like, "do you have any water?" I didn't, so I decided to bike to a nearby grocery store and buy a bottle of water. 

Now, if you know me, you know I hate bottled water. But there I was, spending $3.75 on this bottle of water. I biked back to her. Going up the hill I hit a bump. The water bottle popped out of the water bottle cage on my bike. I pulled over to go pick it up, but then a big SUV drove over it and popped it. And now all anyone has from that whole experience is this stupid story.