WEIRD

Weird Al Yankovic looks strange, even without the mustache.

YOUNG AGAIN

The Steady and I, we have this friend. Although she's about the same age as my husband she always makes me feel like a kid. Not in a fun carefree sort of way. More like in the I Can't believe You Don't Have A Real Job and Real Adult Responsibilities kind of way.

SEXY BOY

If there is something sexier than watching my spectacled, bed-headed hubby fix my bike tire before I commute to work in the morning, I don't yet know what it is.