NOTHING HAPPENED HERE!

It's actually the 12th, but we're going to pretend like it's the 11th, Kay!? Eh man, am I drukn! I somehow managed to bike home two miles on a muthafuckin prayer! It was my friend's 30th birthday party and I won a whoppie cushion for 'best e-vite reponse.' It alraedy has two holes in it. Cheap Wallgreens, gerrrrrrr! My room keeps doin the dizzy-dizzy, so I gotta sign off now. I love...


zonk!

Nunnathisisgonnamakesensetomorrow.