I GOT JUST ONE MORE THING TO SAY
How many cargo pants, how many rugby shirts and rubber thongs can a person buy with a thousand dollars? I have no idea. What I do know is, somewhere in the northern suburbs of Chicago there’s a drunken sorority girl wearing brand new clothes. Clothes that I bought for her. And frankly, I would like nothing more than to punch her in the face.
No, it's all cool.
It's just that nothing feels safe anymore. I have this impulse to withdraw all my money and hide it in my mattress. And then just sit around my apartment all day sharpening a stick while sniffing suspiciously at the front door.
3 Comments:
I was wondering how somebody could spend SO MUCH at Old Navy.
12/07/2006
I know. I was just looking at their website, and with $450 you could buy 112 Rib-Knit Tank Tops, or 45 Girl Denim Hobo Bags, or 82 Sweater-Knit Scarves for your dog.
12/08/2006
I could use a hundred more tank tops.
But I swear I would never steal them.
12/08/2006
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