DIRTY TALK

There are many synonyms for the word penis. Personally, I like dick. (That's right, you heard it here first.) Pornography and the junk folder in my hotmail account have rendered the word cock hackneyed and trite. At this point, I think it only fair I give a nod to some of the synonyms for the word vagina. I loath snatch. Is that supposed to be a subject or an object? It doesn't even matter!! Both are equally repulsive. I like muff and muffin and honey pot. But my absolute favorite is Pikachu.