GOOD DOG!

My friend has an English Bulldog. When he faces you head on, he looks like he's laughing, like The Joker. I'm told he is small for his breed, but he's a big wad of muscle. He's shaped like a bullet. Whenever I see him I always have to fight the urge to pack him into the barrel of a gun and shoot him.

Yeah, I bed he'd like that.