THE HIGH COST OF LIVING

Yesterday I had my third prenatal visit. The physician let us listen to the heartbeat and wow, talk about a speedy metabolism!! My word, what a hummingbird! What a little water shrew! I still can't believe that thing is actually renting my womb. And who wouldn't considering the numerous paid utilities (food, garbage disposal, water, and heat)? FYI: phone, high speed internet, and satellite TV are all your responsibility, little friend.

E-gads. No wonder I have been eating like a hyperphasic bear.