SLEEPS LIKE A BABY

Who invented this rotten simile? Do you know how babies sleep?? I do. But the night waking and feeding I had expected. The thing I did not anticipate is the amount of noise an infant makes while sleeping. They grunt and snort and gargle like little trolls. My child sounds exactly like Looney Tunes' tasmanian devil. Apparently this is normal. It's very unsettling, but normal.