NOT A SHINING MOMENT

Recently, I was in the grocery store parking lot with my bag of vitals. I couldn't help but notice an adjacent car parked insanely close to my car. I almost had to collapse a lung and dislocate both shoulders in order to squeeze into the driver side door of my Yaris. I am not exaggerating. Once I was inside my car, I scrambled to find a pen and piece of paper on which I scrawled something like: You are an asshole for parking so close to my car! I hope you have a rotten day!

I had just dotted my exclamation point when I spotted the driver of the offending vehicle. She was a teeny, tiny, old lady! And I almost left this horrible note on her car!