THE MIGHTY POWER OF TINY DOGS

I don't care how tall you are.  I don't care how hairy your chest is or how firm your abs are.  I don't care how low your voice is and I don't care how you are hung.  If you are walking a dog that is less than fifteen pounds, all of your masculinity has been sapped by that pooch.  I'm not saying that's a good or bad thing.  I'm just saying.  It's a thing.