ALL APOLOGIES

Setting: Fitness Center

BEEFCAKE GUY WHO WANTS STRETCHING MACHINE: You using that?

YOUNG WOMAN CURRENTLY USING SAID MACHINE: Um, yeah. Sorry. I’m just using it to hold my feet in place while I do some sit-ups. Sorry. I only have to do one set. I’ll be really quick. Sorry.

What is this? What are you so bloody sorry about girl?