DAY ELEVEN

Destroyed Boy Jeans
Manhattan Ballet Flats
Wellesley Cables
Gallery Coat
Charlotte Shirt
Pencil Skirt

I hate J. Crew. "Um, have you seen my Stratton Shearling Tie Boots? Dahhling? Do let's wear our matching Hampton Cashmere Sweaters this evening. Look at us! Aren't we so pretty? We prance about in Houndstooth Sportcoats, toting our Waxwear Messenger Bags without even so much as breaking a sweat!" Oh, but my favorite are the Aly Patchwork Boy Jeans. Cotton denim. Washed and aged to perfection with authentic hand drilled markings and colorful fabric patches. How cutting-edge. How deliciously gauche. And this unique style, this custom look is available now for the low, low price of $300.

Ahem.