WHEN CARS COLLIDE

One thousand one hundred thirty seven dollars and seventy one cents. That's the estimated cost for the damage in last week's fender bender. Fuck me skating, but that's a lot of money! I spoke with an expert today, someone who teaches autobody repair and he thoroughly explained each line item in the estimate. He explained how auto mechanic work hours are standardized and told me that the part prices were reasonable.

I guess I'm just going to have get down on my hands and knees and suck it.