QUEEN OF THE NIGHT

I have a plant on my windowsill that is growing at an alarming rate. My windows face due south, so my apartment essentially gets light sun up to sun down. If I take the gangly limbs of this plant and stretched them out, it measures at least fifteen feet across. I'm thinking about enrolling it in a basketball league. Although, it looks like a space alien. Sometimes, by the light of the moon, I think it's reaching out to strangle me in my sleep.