I SUCK

I am going to see the 2006 British TV Advertising Awards tonight. I don't own a television, so it's a bit strange that I'm paying seven dollars to see advertisements. But whatever, they should be worth it.

I'm going with a boy. I suppose you could call it a date, although I'm not going to call it a date. Too risky. I'm going to be good. I'm going to smile and quip and keep my hands in my pockets and do my very best to deny the inevitable urge to suck his handsome face.

Like in that movie, Alien.