POCKETS V. PURSE

I am not the kind of girl who can carry a purse. I don't know what it is. They just look ridiculous on my arm. Decorate your Christmas tree with tampons and crown it with a pork chop or dress your cat up in a thong bikini and you’ll know what I mean. There's simply something unnatural about it.

I carry things around in my pockets. Or if I’m in good company, I’ll carry my things around in other people’s pockets. I am sort of an incorrigible pocket renter. For a little while I was in toting keys, wallet, lip balm and other sundries in a single oversized mitten.