I NEED A DRINK.

I have two challenging classes back-to-back every afternoon. And by 'challenging' I mean they're both teeming with corn holes.

In my first afternoon class, one student kept stuffing bits of paper into his nostril. He was doing this, I am sure, to make the children laugh and play. But it was getting in the way of my job, you know, teaching? I had to stop class and ask him not to shove sundries up his nose. And then I stared into an imaginary camera (fodder for the imaginary documentary I'm directing) and shook my head in disbelief.

Then, as I entered my second afternoon class one guy sighed and said: "Oh shit. She's here!"

Yup, thanks asshole.
Thanks a pants load.
Class dismissed.