DANG POSEUR

This woman at work dyed her hair (a la winter wren!!) and now she has started wearing glasses. Humgh! I guess I'm territorial. Who knew? I do believe there is only room for one nerdy-cute girl at this school, m'sista.

So, go fill someone else's niche.

One student mistook me for her. When I saw her in the bathroom today, she barked hello and, with a maniacal laugh, called me her 'twin.’ Oh my sweet darlings. How it made my jaw tighten! How it made my ass twitch! I jocundly vented to Prada. He smirked and said, “Bah! You are twice as smart as she.”