EXPECTATIONS MET
I bike commute to work most days. The route I take is either a scenic eight-miles that runs along a body of water, or else it's a direct six-miles that cuts straight through the city center. Today I took the city streets. Traveling down a one-way in a bike lane, an old, light-blue sedan approach the red light with me. But after pausing a moment, it just roll through. Naturally I was irritated because I sometimes get heat from non-cyclists complaining that bikers are always breaking the rules, when I see far more motorists break laws. There are many traffic lights on this stretch of road so I see the car go a ways and then do the same thing at the next red light, and then the next, and then the next. Since none of us are going very fast, I am able to keep this person in my sights even though they keep pulling ahead with each red light they blow. Eventually I get to a spot where I see them pull a U-turn and park their car. I stop my bike because I want to see this person who clearly lives above the law. I stop my bike to gawk. Who are they?!?
The person that emerges is a white lady wearing black cropped pants and a loud pink and black patterned nylon shirt. She has a belly that hung like sourdough from her shirt and kind of swayed and she moved. But the thing that I really found arresting about her sartorial sense, she had a neck gaiter that extended from her collarbone all the way up to the top of her head. Her hair was a tuft, sprouting out the top and she wore these enormous sunglasses so you couldn't see her face at all. I couldn't have asked for a more perfect answer to the question, "Who are you, outlaw??"
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