JA-PORNO-ME

I rent my videos through an independent store. It's a huge warehouse room with a very distinct smell and I don't know exactly how many titles they have, but it's a super fucking lot. The owner is a big guy who looks like the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz, chain smoking. One of the managers looks like he was previously a member of the Japanese Mafia. When he works he brings two huge menacing pit bulls* that pace behind the counter and drool on things during his shift. In any case, it’s a great place, very unique although a little worn around the edges….and most of the insides.

So I have been renting videos there for more than a year, and maybe I have never noticed until now, but they have a huge collection of, what can only be described as Ja-porno-me: Japanese anime pornography. I have included some titles here:

1. Sex Friend
2. Slave Nurses
3. Sensitive Pornograph
4. Immoral Sister 2
5. Fruits Cup
6. Stainless Night
7. Sex Taxi

I want to make it clear that I am in no way endorsing these flicks, I am merely laughing at them.

* I think he lives nearby, because I once witnessed him walking these dogs and two ferrets. Well, more accurately, he was walking two dogs and one ferret. The other weasel was tucked into a red fanny pack he had fixed about his waist. Its little strawberry blond head was poking out through the zipper.