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Sometimes when I'm bored I'll suck my thumb. Always the left one. It fits better. What can I say, but the obvious: I have a wicked bad oral fixation. I actually remember my parents asking me when I was four-and-a-half, when I was going to give up the thumb. They might as well have been asking a crack addict to give up her pipe. I promised to abjure my dirty little addiction at age five. "Definitely, when I'm five."

*Hermph*

*zop zop zop zop*

Aou lies, ov courshe.