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My parents left the country today. They are going to be teaching in China for the next ten months. While they're away, I'm going to be in charge of their 2005 Toyota Echo. Look at me. I'm like, an adult. Or something.
Musings of a Winter Wren
My parents left the country today. They are going to be teaching in China for the next ten months. While they're away, I'm going to be in charge of their 2005 Toyota Echo. Look at me. I'm like, an adult. Or something.
Wha-choooo!
My friend John paid me the nicest compliment when we were traveling. He said, "Good god Wren, you eat a lot!" It’s really the best thing you can say to a recovered bulimic. It made me feel so normal. I wiped a large smear of guacamole from my mouth, grinned and said, “Thanks."
Whenever I needed to ameliorate the gnawing boredom of long bus rides and sleepless nights below the equator, I would turn to Jean Auel's Clan of the Cave Bear. I found it a well researched piece of science fiction. I mean seriously, what a curious encounter to imagine! A Cro-Magnon girl meets up with a small band of Neanderthals? Cool! And it was good. In fact, I liked it so much I reached for the next book in the series, The Valley of Horses.
How is it that I've been on this planet for almost thirty years and I'm just now seeing this film? It's genius. I want to stuff it into envelopes and mail it to everyone I know.
There are a lot of things I really like about the city I inhabit. I just think it would be even better if we had a couple water canals and some more cute Polish guys.
I was invited by The Steady and his friend to a cabin in Ontario. I was going to leave with them today and then return September first. But it didn't really work out. And that's just as well. I'm going to miss the boy. But then again, I do like my time alone.
So I managed to elude those pesky protozoans in Ecuador. Brilliant. Good for me. But now, back in the United States almost a week later it suddenly hits me. And of all possible times and places, I happen to be jogging some six miles through city parks with The Steady.
I always experience some low voltage culture shock whenever I return to the Midwest. Just the other day, I was walking around one of our many city lakes (while reading T.C. Boyle) and decided to stop in a gift shop on the way home. I was wondering the time and happened to notice a middle aged woman with a wristwatch. She was standing a few feet from me. I said, "Um, excuse me? Can you tell me the time?"
So my travel companions and I made a little bet the first night in Quito. Who was going to get dysentery first? The winner? (Drum roll!) Just got dysentery I suppose. We actually never discussed prizes.
In general, I think I'm pretty healthy and strong. I hiked fifteen miles around Sleeping Giant Provincial Park and hardly felt sick when I was injected with a live yellow fever virus. So I guess you could say I was a bit surprised when I woke up in Quito, three thousand meters from sea level with a splitting headache, panting like a dog in heat. I was literally lying in bed trying to catch my breath.
I decided to do some post travel laundry this afternoon. I am literally trying to wash the Andes Mountains from my clothes. Especially the corduroy pants I wore three days in a row. I mean, phew. Talk about biohazard. Maybe I should've just burned them.
We flew over night from Guayaquil to Atlanta. Oh how it sucked llama dingle-berries. I didn't sleep a wink. And I'll have you know, I did not declare the botflies in my leg when I passed through customs.