RE: OMAHA MALL SHOOTING
The next time some despondent teen decides to kill a bunch of people and then off himself in order to 'be famous,' I wish he'd take his dumb-ass assault rifle to the next NRA convention.
Musings of a Winter Wren
The next time some despondent teen decides to kill a bunch of people and then off himself in order to 'be famous,' I wish he'd take his dumb-ass assault rifle to the next NRA convention.
I mentioned a long time ago something about not liking most words that begin with the letter B. This still holds true. Words like bagel, boots, and bush make me feel, how do you say, a tad unclean? The name Barbara and its many variations (Barb or Barbie) are even more trouble because they have two B’s each. Usually when I see people with this name, I just smile wide and say 'Oh, hey you!'
This morning I poured myself into a pair of ass-kicker snow boots and walked to the neighborhood hardware store to buy a snow shovel. Some guy in isle number five told me how he actually owns three or four good shovels but they are all held up in his garage. Now he needs to buy this one (shaking for emphasis) in order to dig the others out.
I was strolling through a certain grocery store this morning when some puffy eyed kid with his thumb jammed in his mouth walked straight into my legs. No big deal, but it did kind of take me by surprise. I uttered some harmless phrase like, “Whoa, Jesus.” This happens to be a very generic expression for me. I use it indiscriminately for squirrels, hobos, dogs, and children. Plus, it was barely audible. It’s not like I dropped my jumbo box of Jr. Mints, clutched my shin and howled, “Jesus Fucking Christ!” Nonetheless, the mother of this child cocked her petite blonde head and said in her snottiest most exasperated voice, “Ah, I think you’ll get over it!”