PET PEEVE #3

I hate it when I am listening to the news on the radio and I can hear the speaker's sticky spit smacking around in their mouths when they speak. Aaaaaaagh! Why don't you remove the microphone from your swampy, Tropic of Capricorn mouth and swish with some Listerine or at least drink a tall glass of water.

All those smacky-smack sounds between your words make me want to punch myself in the ears!