FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS

My son and his only cousin are about 18 months apart in age.  When we got
together for a family weekend in a cabin type thing I saw my son drop trau during breakfast.  I quickly told him with a straight face, that he needs to pull up his pants and sit down to eat.  His cousin said to my son, "you should have said, 'Feast your eyes on THIS!'"

All I can say is, I'm glad he didn't think to say that.  If he had, I'm not do sure I would have been able to stifle my laughter.