ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING

Last night Noah (7 years old) showed me some of his favorite books. He took out a directory of students in his second grade class. Some of the names were highlighted and I asked him if those people were his friends. Like Jenny, for example, is she a friend? "Oh noooooooo. no no no no! She is a girl and I hate girls! Yuck, gross." I would normally take issue with this because, hello, I'm a girl. But I make a special exception for Noah because he pronounces his "r" sounds like "ow" and that's just too fucking cute.