SHAME ON ME
I have not yet filed my taxes! But I'm getting money back, so stop looking at me like I'm the reason why your grandparents are eating dog food.
Musings of a Winter Wren
I have not yet filed my taxes! But I'm getting money back, so stop looking at me like I'm the reason why your grandparents are eating dog food.
One of my students wrote a rather lengthy paper calling the ban of DDT a conspiracy by rogue activists. His cited source? Fox TV. Fox Fucking TV! I wrote, "How do your sources explain the decline of the Peregrine Falcon and the Bald Eagle in the 1970s? Were these birds members of this conspiracy?"
Today in class I made a cloud in a bottle for shits and kicks. I could tell that my students were agog at my caffeinated enthusiasm. I had to own it so I said, "In case you are wondering, the answer is, yes. This is how I spend my Friday and Saturday nights."
"It seemed obvious to him that the fate of the poor was like a date pit: pointed at both ends."
I still ache. If you asked my muscles they'd tell you I was in a car accident or I ran a marathon. My lymph nodes are hard as golf balls.
Last night at the bar, for the first time ever, I beat RS in a card game. Rock n' rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooll doggie!
Whenever I see RS with a baby I can hear my eggs drop from my ovaries like red, ripened apples. Thunk. Thunk. Thunk-thunk.
I walked into my third hour environmental science class to find "Merry Earth Day!" written up on the dry erase board. Now, see? That shit just fills my heart. Why can't my other classes be like that?
I share my classroom space with a technical instructor at this college whose department is involved in some kind of student work quality assessment project. It’s a great idea and it seems to work very well in their program, but they are trying to impose this project on all of the departments that see their students, for the sake of consistency I suppose.
I found out yesterday that the boys in IT can, if they wish, Shanghai any one of these laptop computers, at any time of day through their own computers and poke about to their heart’s content. It makes me think that perhaps I am not as careful about hiding this website as I should be. But truly. They’re busy people. I hardly think they have the interest or the time to slink around my circuit boards. But, just in case:
Today marks the one year anniversary of this website. Happy conception day, my little words.
Last night around 10:30 or 11:00 p.m. RS and I drew faces on the dorsal side of our feet (in such a way that our toes represented hair) and had ourselves a little puppet show. The face on my foot looked like a cross between a scientist and an Asian Harry Potter, so I logically gave it a voice that sounded like Beaker from the Muppets. RS curled his toes back to make it look like his 'face' was wearing his hair in cornrows. Oh how we laughed! Sometimes I can't believe I'm old enough to drive a car.
The night before I flew back to the U.S. from China, I had sex with my (now) ex husband after we had been completely abstinent for over eight months. It was the most miserable love ever made. It was physically and emotionally painful. The whole time my body was like, “And just what the fuck is this you’re forcing us into?” I guess I shouldn't have been so surprised when I arrived in Chicago with a fierce and fiery urinary tract infection. It was raw. I mean, I had never had it so bad. There were several occasions when I excreted more blood than piss. And the discomfort slash pain slash jetlag kept me up at night. The fever and insomnia went on for five days. And when I finally saw a doctor, she was so alarmed at my white blood cell count that she insisted I take a shot of antibiotics in conjunction with the pills.
Here's what I did this morning: Pointed violently through the bedroom window and yelled, "Rain, rain, go away! Come again another day!" RS quickly rushed to the rain's defense, "No no Wren, we need the rain. Don't say that." But you know, I wasn't saying go away forever. I just wanted it to come again some other day.
Late this afternoon I rode my bike to the co-op to get some foodstuffs. I bought a bag of mixed greens, a champagne mango, one can of refried black beans, a bag of bulk almonds, a bag of bulk yogurt covered raisins, one pork sweet Italian Sausage, a little chunk of feta, farmer and blue cheese, a bag of bulk pecans, and two bars of soap. When I reached the checkout lanes, they were all busy. But there also weren’t lines, so it’s not like they were swamped.
“Incidentally, disturbance from cosmic background radiation is something we all have experienced. Tune your television to any channel it doesn’t receive, and about 1 % of the dancing static you see is accounted for by this ancient remnant of the Big Bang.* The next time you complain that there is nothing on, remember that you can always watch the birth of the universe.”
I was feeling randier than a sack of Collared Lemmings yesterday. I hope said randiness had nothing to do with the dream I had Monday night, or was it Tuesday morning? In any case, I dreamt I was having covert sex with…Michael J. Fox. Gahhh! I know! We were in a hospital doing it next to a gurney behind one of those icky plastic curtains that attach to the ceiling in the middle of the room. I could hear patients moving about in blue and white hospital smocks just beyond the curtain. And then he suddenly morphed into Matthew Broderick, which is only slightly, really ever so slightly better.
It’s okay if you eat a can of bean soup for dinner. You won’t spin out of control if you add a few slices of white cheddar cheese. You won’t die a horrible death if you don’t swim exactly one mile today. Your loved ones won’t be hunted down and tortured if you have a slice of baklava for dessert. Trust yourself to make good decisions, trust yourself to make good decisions, trust yourself to make good decisions. Trust yourself.
I have been sick for about a week. I thought about calling in sick on Friday, but what is the point of taking a sick day when you’re actually sick? Exactly. There is absolutely no sense in it. And yet I didn’t go to work today. I was simply too exhausted from coughing up lung leeches over the weekend. I don’t know when those slimy bastards moved in, but I seem to be quite infested with them. Oh, I feel rather overcome with parasites right now.
I prefer chunky to smooth
The majority of my childhood memories take place at dusk. I'm recalling one in particular. It was a warm evening in August. I was about seven. I was in my parent’s bedroom leaning casually against the long side of their bed, talking to its contents, my mother. She was dressed in pajamas. I asked her about the argument that had transpired between her and my father over dinner.*
This is a picture I took during a half day tour of the Cu Chi Tunnels (75 km northwest of Saigon) because sometimes, when you're flooded with images of killing and torture it's nice to take a little respite from the suffering we humans inflict upon one another and notice that the all the plants are still doing their plant things and all the animals are still doing their animal things; all of this is happening completely independent of our silly dramas.